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Woohaa!! This old beast has had some improvements since I last really looked at this place... That was aaaages ago...
SCARY!!
Anyone ELSE on myspace??
www.myspace.com/freakylemur
Thats my lil bit, feel free to hop by and leave some abuse!!Current Mood:  bouncy |
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Apr. 1st, 2005 @ 12:38 am
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I still have this thing?!!
CRAZY!!
What happened to Emu?? It says her stuff has been purged!!
Qua?!
I found cheese slices with chilli bits in them!!!
This.is.the.best.thing.ever.
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Apr. 18th, 2004 @ 01:50 am
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I return and things still work!! Thats incredible!!
So much to tell people who probably dont care anymore!!
So... Instead I'll go eat cheese and fondle myself!
My page is www.running-with-scissors.com
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Ahh wonderfull.... I've just come back from a FANTASTIC meal at the local Japanese...
The place is soooo good... You sit around the chef and watch him prepare your food... NICE!
I had sushi with my meal and Sake on the side... I'm packed and slightly buzzing...
Hot Sake in a bottle... My God....
It's not often i feel special on any day, but after today, I fell great!
We had biiig chunky double glazing put in today! Now passing freaks cant hear what i'm getting up to! WOOHOO! It was funny... The cattens were getting freaked out at all the noise and hiding all day... Big wide eyes!
Tomorrow more window work and then a weekend of tidying!! YEAH!
Oh... Hi you!Current Mood:  impressed Current Music: (hed) PE |
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WOOHOO!!
In this day and age we have started another war!!
Surely the Gods will look down and acknowledge our fine achievement...
What a wonderful species we are... You know the best part?
In this democratic nation with many 24hr/national and international news channels, I STILL don't know the actual REASONS for it.... They just keep saying 'we must'.... Odd that...
Tired of it?
Its only just started!
Dig your trench, get your gun and await a stunning victory with MANY filthy enemies and their families fallen from massive bomb blasts! A victory to be proud of when we look back at the history books.
Amen
Mar. 20th, 2003 @ 10:29 pm
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Bite. Bite.
BITE ME... Leave a mark.
So I may fade into the brightness
And live forever in dark.
Take this sheep and make a wolf
The flock must be thinned.
Believe in the soul and fear God,
For we have all sinned.
Tired of men
and their stupid bitching
Let me sleep for generations
So to relieve this itching.
May my blood run cold
My heart contain my fire.
The crimson of life,
Be my only desire.
Humanity left,
Through holes of conviction.
More alive than the living
And stranger than fiction.
Feb. 6th, 2003 @ 05:45 pm
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Mike: we were the 'God' or dharma body.... We were P K Dicks 'insane God'. When we found Earth, we became trapped and split into lifefroms with the intension of becoming dead to escape. Taking mescallin allows that part of us to escape the mortal body.
tommarlow5: I am currently away from the computer.
tommarlow5's status is now "I am currently away from the computer." (1/22/2003 9:52 PM)
Mike: When we die, we head towards the re-assembling dharma body, the one conciousness, but we fear that state after too long living as insane and so revert back to being a lifeform on earth again
tommarlow5: I am currently away from the computer.
Mike: so until we can realise the truth in a manner that cannot be communicated, only 'known' then we camot escape earth and become one again
Mike: one. the all knowing.
Mike: god of the bible.
Mike: god of all religions
Mike: Creation of the one true god.
Mike: whom we cannot even begin to percieve until we once again become what we are beyond the flesh
Read Aldous Huxley's 'doors of perception'
The tibetan book of the dead
and PKD'd book about his religious experience.
Jan. 22nd, 2003 @ 10:01 pm
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hmm.
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Tues; Got new job. Grandad died.
Wed; Blood test to see if i have rheumatic factor.
Today; Bought 16 track industrial cd and got some books for about 20 quid. Laaaaaaaaaaa.....
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Yeah.
Jan. 9th, 2003 @ 08:21 pm
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My kittens love this pc.. So much, the little monkeys attack the screen, sit on the keys and lie on your hands when typing... DAMN their cuteness!!
Now for posted elsewhere goodness!!
an ode to going out -- Mike, 17:06:49 11/29/02 Fri
Ears ringing,
Eyes stinging,
Bodies bruised,
Livers used,
Cold and tired,
Still so wired,
want your bed,
spinning head,
gonna throw,
LOOK OUT BELOW!
Can't speak straight,
STILL no date,
Laying down,
World's twisting around.
When you wake,
You're head will ache.
What a great night that was!!
Also.... I'll put chilli seeds in your eyes then staple the lids shut until you scream expletives damn you!!! GRAAAAH!
Ooh!! Another just to annoy you, what with my 'too dumb to make the linky cut thing' attitude!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (and expletives too!) -- Mike, 17:18:39 12/06/02 Fri
Chickeny chickeny chickeny pie
WHY wont you peanuts die?!
Oh wait... My salty detector has registered cheesy pouch of doom located in.... In.... YOU!!! DAMN YOU!!! I'll eat all the pie pie pie (tm) there is!!!!! (sugar buzz reference)
So, went to see Disturbed on Thursday.... Today I went to see a local old style funk (old style hip hop/soul/rnb.... Think James Brown grooooooving).... Both have been fantastic and I'm ready to go deaf.... OOH!!! Fuck you!! No... Not you.... Step to one side for a moment... Yeah.... That's it.... Fuck YOU sir!
Uhh... Will be recording some of my shit soon and will be able to stick that jockey on disk and so will be able to SEND and post it to the deserving horrors of the mind that twist my noggin into that bus stop over there.... No... I wanted the 67X... It's a totally different route... STUPID SHIT COVERED.... PIE... Uhh.... HOLE!!!
Yeah....
So monkeys eh?
Dec. 7th, 2002 @ 01:58 am
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ahh cheese.....
Without you how would tommy be so carpet, eh? Well maybe, yes i agree but please dont mention quantum physics again or I'll cut your nuts off and make some kind of German stew.... Yuh.... Battle axes are fun with the inverse of a rectangular triangle biting the cosmos around the edges a little until the damn piggies arrive.... Then where does the water come from? Don't they realise that the peaches are only just at the legal lower limit of flour? THOSE BLIND FOOLS!!! Where would you like them Mrs. Petdro? I can have half in the truck now and the rest in a sling if you please. Did you hear that? I think it was talking to you.... What, no?! Oh well, I guess it's just another moment in time sodomised by the evil of the whole situation. Maybe I should paint my eyes for a better perspective, but where would that get me? prolly not even near enough to Norway for my plans, so I guess it's back to riding a nackered out 2p coin. Ahh the shits and giggles of a life of total hilarity!!! WOOHOO!!! But then there is the problem of a chicken pie. GRAH!
Nov. 19th, 2002 @ 08:46 pm
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Oct. 20th, 2002 @ 12:26 am
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woohoo!!
I have 2 kittens! Both 7 weeks old from the same litter.... Now they're killing each other... Hmm....Pooping lots too... Smells...
My half penny ran out of fuel, so I'm eating peas. I hope my sari can keep the faith as I'm approaching Vegas with a copious amount of insipient bunnies in my pants. Hmm... Cactus.
La la la lal a laaaaaaaaa.
We getting parts for new pc! Should arrive soon....
2.4G pentium 4, FAST motherboard with on-board 6 channel sound, G-force graphics card 64Mb, 256Mb RD ram over 2 cards... Will upgrade soon to 2 256Mb cards, and eventually 2 512Mb for over a Gig of ram!!!! HOLY MONKEY!!! This should nicely compliment my 512Kbps internet connection. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
Lick it.
Anyway, I'm good... College is fun, but after a week at work and 6 hours at college, the weekends are fucking tiring! The current Saturday night out fun always turns to violent face slaps. WOOHOO!!
Kittens are biting each others arses... I wouldn't do that.... Smells.
CNX!! New cartoon network channel!! Shows cartoon like Batman OTF, Dragonball Z, Samurai Jack etc, anime, SPAWN and super violent Hong Kong cinema!! Full certificate films!! DAMN! Looking forward to a probable Ekin Cheung season.... You think?
Baa
Oct. 19th, 2002 @ 12:00 pm
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Sep. 5th, 2002 @ 10:53 pm
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Forgive my lack of posty, but today we got our phone working again!! So I'll do a good update soon....
Posted by me elsewhere....
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I return from the abyss!
Suck on my nub, gives me me gubbins, MOOK MOOK and down with the puppy!!!
Grragh!
I now own a house.... I will fill it with kittens and have kitten orgies.... Mmmm YES the orgies I will have.... Uhh... Well.... Prolly not. I work full time and now signed myself up (at a HERUGE cost) to spend 6 hours a week after work at a college doing an accounting course! GAH! Will be a broadband whore soon!
The band is changing guitarist and has a BIG festival booked in January in front of at least 1,500 people.... Shit wants to stain my undies.... Yup.
Anyway... Lots to do... Uhh...
DONT BOMB IRAQ!!!
Mike that you love in copious amounts.
Sep. 5th, 2002 @ 10:37 pm
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Author: Mike
Subject: Heh heh... World of horror....
More politics... So you can turn off...
"America has made over 250 unprovoked military attacks in the past 40 years... That is why we are hated. We're not the world's policeman.. It's time to pack up and go home"
(Gore Vidal, quoted in the daily mirror 10/7/02)
Hmm... Couple that with that whole 'UN war court' thing that all countries involved voted FOR with the exeption of the USA and you might see a problem here...
I think Bush may have to 'break pattern' and give in to peace... But I doubt the UN will ever stand up to him... Maybe in a few years when someone less trigger-happy gets in the big seat...
BLEAGH!
Jul. 10th, 2002 @ 07:34 pm
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Because my balls are too full.... -- Mike, 12:06:04 07/05/02 Fri
Hey people... baf baf bagga haaag.
Indeed.
I'm sat preparing for a night of horrible excess... Indeed again... Right now I have a 50/50 mix of 'snapple Fire' the dragon fruit one, with malibu... mmmm.... Yes... I like this... Now a quote,
"George W Bush's policy of bomb first and find out later has killed double the number of civilians who died on september 11th. The USA is now the world's leading rogue state." - John Pilger from the Daily Mirror (4/7/2002)
This and George Michael.... Hell... Everyone seems to think that Blair is a suck-up and Bush is an evil pig-fucking failed abortion... Well... Maybe this is true, but from the amount of people who seem to support these pieces of arse ejection, then maybe these 'leaders' are about the level of world destroying cum stains we deserve. Just fuck the planet now Bush... I'm tired of watching it go slowly.
Because I'm so nice... Also to cheer up anyone as pissed at these slime covered mutants as I am, here's a linky to alternative Brit stuff.... It's a search thingy that seems to show different results for the same search each time... So persevere.
www.allalternative.co.uk
See ya!!
xx
In other news, I'm now mixing it with fanta and the house I wanna buy is only worth 55k because of a 1k repair job needed for slight rising damp... FUCK!! Cheaper, but with the same 58k mortgage coming!! OOOH!! New boots!! Ah! A jacket and some glasses that WORK!!
Monkeys!!
Also... Cuz my phoneo got nicked, I missed out on a trip to Dublin, to play in front of 700 people. Yes I'm pissed off. But there is still London.... Also, The band I will support have been knocking around with some big names.... Sisters anyone?
Hmm!!
Anyway... Back to the booze. I need this.
Jul. 5th, 2002 @ 08:27 pm
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Hello!
Jeez... Haven't done this in a while... Anyway....
been on hols for 1 week in Newquay!! Very good!! 11 of us went and rented cheap flats in a building over-looking Fistral!!! Damn fun... The 'run to the Sun' fest was that week too!! So lots of VW bugs everywhere with people leaning out of the windows and soaking EVERYONE with water pistols. Got a few myself... No sun burns, for I was carefull! Jo was got pretty bad... But I laughed. BBQ on the beach, the zoo (with brown AND ring-tailed Lemurs on free roaming Islands) and general craziness were highlights. Some people fucked me off, but that was predictable.
Listening to Mudvayne... You should too.
Band stuff is getting better... Had offers of supporting Day 13, but I lost their phone number!!! Had my mobile taken from my pathetic drunken hand when I got totally fucked on free wine two days before the holiday... That was an odd night.
Uhh...
I'm buying a house!!
£57,000 close to Nottingham City centre.... Well... Anywhere but here would be further from town, but with the recent really bad increase in gun, knife, violent crime outside my window.... Moving looks like a very good thing!! The new place will be about 1 minute walking distance from a Japanese, Blockbuster, Pizza Hut, Chinese, chip shops, Co-op, a deli place and a regular bus stop!!! So I'm gonna get all fat and lazy!! HUZZAH!!
Still reading HST and, now and then, a little Blake to break up writing patterns. Myep. Kay... Me done.
Sarah, you got Sam on this right? Sam, did you pass anyone a code? If you didn't.... I'll spank yo ass red raw!! ;p
Jun. 20th, 2002 @ 10:52 pm
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